Don't talk to strangers in newspapers......................... .....
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On a wet monday morning,
A girl named Lindsey
(for which I can't think of a rhyme)
An article in the Metro,
Looking for a good time.
She's cycling to the World Cup.
An incredible feat!
Just one problem...
She leaves in a week!
No one to go with,
The Damsel in distress,
"Cycling experience required"
...a skill I possess!
Step forward Dunky,
Hero of Taiwan!
Ready and able,
And his employment just gone!
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On a wet monday morning,On a packed London train,
Dunky spied a chance
To escape from the rain
A girl named Lindsey
(for which I can't think of a rhyme)
An article in the Metro,
Looking for a good time.
She's cycling to the World Cup.
An incredible feat!
Just one problem...
She leaves in a week!
No one to go with,
The Damsel in distress,
"Cycling experience required"
...a skill I possess!
Step forward Dunky,
Hero of Taiwan!
Ready and able,
And his employment just gone!
